Looking for a thin and light mac? We have it just for you: the new Apple iSheet! This Mac-powered Tablet laptop is the thinnest and lightest paper computer in the World yet! Just write with the bundled pencil stylus pen, and erase off all errors with the eraser backspace tab. The powerful Air Mail system enables you to send your message at the fastest speed possible. Simply wrap up your iSheet message by folding it into a paper plane and throw it in the direction of the receiver (Note: Due to the limited range of Air Mail, there is a 21% success rate). The tablet comes in different sizes – A3, A4 and A5, and different weight – 7, 8, 9 and 10 grams, to suit to your needs!
Besides the normal white iSheet, multipurpose iSheets, which can serve different purposes, are also available.
- The Death Note, which comes in black. Simply write the name of the person you want to kill, and do a 5-second countdown. The person written on the Note will simply drop dead on the spot!
- The Life Note, which comes in yellow. Write the name of a dead person, and do a 5-second countdown. The person will spring back to life!
- The Green Note, which comes in green. Use this Note just like a normal iSheet. After usage, drop it into the iBasket (Sold Separately) and you will see another Green Note grow out after 5 years! This environmentally-friendly product has been well received by all Apple customers.
- The Love Note, which comes in red. Write the name of the person you have a crush on, and on a countdown of 5 seconds, that person will immediately fall in love with you. To break the love, simply
tear destroy the Note and everything will return back to normal.
Note: The above product is imaginative and does not exist.
